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What my boyfriend's cat is
"Yo mah dude look at this cat he's such a fat lard"
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Comes from yard sale. A big group of fat people, and gender doesn't matter. A normal lard sale will have anywhere from three up to twenty people in it.
I went into a fast food restaurant and saw the biggest lard sale I've ever seen.
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A can of lard. A fatass that you kick around the street.
that friggin lard can stole my twinkie...bitch!
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Your typical overweight Rent-A-Cop or security guard.
"Oh, yes, I feel MUCH safer with that security lard patrolling the area."
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(Lame + Hard Rock) A new genre of music associated to bands that have a hard rock sound, yet have pussified lyrics and tones. It's always disguised as hard rock music and then the singer turns it into a puddle of diarrhea. Sometimes, it's just terrible rock music to begin with. Often confused with emo related music.
A Conversation Between Two Naive Rock Fans
Charlie: Wow, I've been listening to some new Lard Rock on Z-100. It's amazing!
Tom: Yeah, those two Nickelback songs "Someday" and "How You Remind Me" sound nothing alike!
Charlie: TOTALLY!!!!!! WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC!!!!
Tom: YEAH!!!!!! Put in some Limp Bizkit and let's ROCK!!! Girls love them!!
Nickelback, Creed, Godsmack, Fuel, Staind, Puddle Of Mudd, Cold, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit........you get the picture.
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or tub of guts
a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)
That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.
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Adam Richmond from the show Man Vs. Food on the Travel Channel.
damn, did you see Adam Richmond eat that massive omlette? what a Lard Ass
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