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Two men who are obviously in love. One it's a tsundere and the other one is too shy to confess his love for the other. These two lovebirds are Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright, from Ace Attorney. Also, their ship is called narumitsu, or also Wrightworth. Their ship is the most popular and canon.
-Oh my god. Did you watch the episode where Miles expresses his feelings toward Phoenix Wright?
-Of course, I watched it. It's the most iconic moment of the Gay lawyers.
-Wrightworth is the best ship ever, try to change my mind
-I won't, smart fella, you're right, and your statement doesn't need to be changed at all.
-After all, the two Gay lawyers are the best, am I wrong?
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The "reason" you told your boys you lost that trial. More accurately, a force to be reckoned with, like a hurricane. More specifically, courtroom kryptonite.
Wtf do you mean there are two of them lady lawyers? Yes, we'll obviously take the plea deal.
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Oxymoronic, like saying "legal eel" or bottom feeder.
This is a animal who resembles a human being physically, but in every other way resembles a scum sucking bottom feeder. It is a grossly overpaid prostitute ("tart") who pretends to be smart after attending 6 semesters of "law school." The only thing difficult about law school is that, if you are human rather than a Lawyer Tart, you will have to force your normal and logical brain into performing illogical whackodynamics for the sake of making big bucks (AKA ripping absolutely everyone in society off).
The lawyer tart's brain is so perverse that it believes that by spinning more of it's yarns (AKA "laws") it is doing "good" and actually deserve to rip off society to the tune of $300+ an hour. Unlike every other so-called profession, they set their own rates thus violating their own so-called laws. This is the norm, however, as the entire "legal system" exists merely for the two bottom feeder segments of the population: Lawyer tarts and their brothers in scum-sucking, "businessmen."
Society should begin to fight back against these scum, who also comprise more than 95% of the country's "politician tart" population.
How to fight against the selfish Lawyer Tart who exists only to make money for itself, and its scum-brother, the "businessman?"
Charge them at least 10X what the cost is for everyone else. For example, if the Lawyer Tart needs heart surgery that costs everyone else $15K, charge the Lawyer Tart at least $150K OUT OF POCKET just like they do to everyone else. Then perhaps these scum, who don't know what else to do with themselves, will consider becoming garbage collectors or something USEFUL TO SOCIETY.
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A disparaging nickname for soccer.
My friend was talking about the FIFA World Cup, then he asked if I watched it and I said, "I would never watch that damn Lawyer Ball!"
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The lowest form of animal life; they are the arseholes who use the law in ways for which it was not intended. Some of these scumbags, quite literally, follow ambulances carrying people, involved in traffic accidents, to hospital in order to get them to make a claim against the other party involved. In Britain, these bastards use human rights law to prevent paedophile rapists from being deported back to their country of origin. They’re the ones who act on behalf of terrorists to pursue damages against troops who were doing their duty under incredibly difficult circumstances. Why do they do it? For money, they cynically exploit the law that is supposed to protect people to make themselves rich. They are vermin and should be treated as such.
“An online petition has been set up to make it legal to kill ambulance chasing lawyers!”
“Where do I sign?”
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Johnny Depp: So w-
Amber Heard Lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY!!!
What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.
Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."
"I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk.
Send Lawyers, Guns and Money, dad, get me out of this."
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