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Leaky Mouth Motha Fucka

Some one who talks extremely to much, this person can't even hold water inside their mouth from talking way to much.

Lil Nae Nae: Guess what girl, your boyfriend got this girl pregnant.
Shundra: Let me call this fool.
Tyrone: Hello
Shundra: Did you really get a girl pregnant.
Tyrone: Lil Nae Nae a leaky mouth motha fucka.

by Mac78 January 16, 2012


Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS)

Leaky Lid Syndrom (LLS), is the experience of having your morning java drip slowly drip down on to the hand grasping your coffee cup, due to the failure of the coffee lid not sealing the brim of the cup 100%. They symptoms of which cause the individual to experience feelings of exasperation, murderous rage towards the cup/lid manufacturer, and to subsequently hold their arm out at an extended angle, while inspecting the condition of their pants & shoes.

While walking out of the coffee shop, I experienced the worst case of Leaky Lid Syndrome (LLS), and had to return home to change into a new pair of jeans.

by Incalculable Accountant March 26, 2015


Leaky Leg Cream Pie

When you fuck the hole in an obese persons leg that forms when pressure is trying to get out. Commonly called Leaky Leg.

Rickywayne had to douche his leg after getting a Leaky Leg Cream Pie

by CroppingBeef February 13, 2011


Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020


Leaky faucet

Me after the dick appointment

My main bitch: hey hoe! How was he??
Me: oh gurlll! call me a slut but he turned into one leaky faucet
My main bitch: biiiiiiiiiitch!!

by agayhoe February 01, 2021


Leaky Faucet

When someone’s large intestine disappears and the shit that now flows freely through the small intestine constantly drips out of ones asshole. Could also be referred to as constant diarrhea.

I just saw some guy with a big ass brown stain on the seat of his pants, he must have one hell of a Leaky Faucet.

by jkwazo April 26, 2019


leaky faucet

pre cum from a penis

him: damn you’re so hot
her: wanna let me help you with that leaky faucet?

by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021