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a dumb person that has issues in the head. loves a dumb fat ass afghan. she will have no money in the future because she will spend all the money on food for her fat ass bf. fuckig ass bitch
look at that person, her bf has a small dick just like leila zeineddine bf.
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Not a nice person at all, usually dates younger people. Isn’t very good at anything.
She’s some clown, ya her name must be leila
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A fat ass bitch that should be burned to death. She is a Jew with curly hair lookin like fuckin Spencer with her curly fries. She’s a dumb ass bitch who does not know how to play volley ball bc she is shit and will one day be abducted and burned
Oh dude that’s the new girl she’s hot
Dude she’s a leila Gjeldum and a Jew
Oh shit nvm
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A hoe who like to suck a tiny dick while taking a fat shit while doing a dirty alec but doesn't have many friends.
P1:Hey you saw that hot girl
P2: Oh yeah I went over to her house, she was totally a dirty Leila
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ignore Leila day is on The 13 August. It is a day where you can ignore your friends and call them Leila. Basically, you can annoy them and blame it on the day!!
Person 1; guys stop leaving the gc!
Person 2; ‘leaves on read, and leaves the gc’
Person 1; why did you guys do that?
Person 3; Ha, Leila.
Person 1; Why is no one listening to me! Is it ignore Leila day?
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He’s on a gc with Chloe sara and Alex And he loves Leila and he’s really cool and alpha
Wow he’s so William who loves leila s
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The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.