couldn't care less

don't give a fuck.

Other: "Oh my gosh, did you hear about Jennie and her..."
Me: "Oh my gosh, did you hear abut the time that I couldn't care less?"
Other: "No"
Me: "Oh, well it's now :)"

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Less than Pi

It's a derivative of "Less than Three" or <3.

Literally, it is: <3.14159265

It can be used when letting someone else know that you heart them, with a special geeky twist.

Wow, I less than Pi you! Nobody <3.14159265es you more than me!

Less Than Casual

The relationship between two people who are not dating and have no stated boundaries, but are more to each other than just a booty-call.

Mara: "Chelsea, are you and DB still hooking up with each other or have you two finally decided to make it official"

Chelsea: "No way...we will never be official! We are just two friends who enjoy each other both with and without our clothes on."

Mara: "Oh word ... so you two are just "Less Than Casual"!

Two shits less

Couldn't give a damn

Dude: Hey man, I couldn't give two shits less about what you did the other day

less than jake

an awesome ska band, that brighten up, even the dullest days with their amazing songs.

less than jake fooking rawk

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Talent-less nut-less hacks

Those who will post a band on Urban Dictionary, talk shit about that band, then go scream into a microphone, and call it music. Then after they have successfully convinced everyone to commit suicide, they will go home, cut them selves, and touch themselves listening to another screamo band

If you fit that description you are one of the many Talent-less nut-less hacks, enjoy your annoying existences of a life.

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could care less

A misuse of a phrase similar to the misuse of the word irregardless. A phrase used by uneducated people intending to communicate the meaning that they do not care at all. Educated people notice and those who use this word instantly identify themselves to educated people as being uneducated. Educated people rarely correct them because it helps educated people more easily identify them if they are well groomed.

Idiot in a wife beater: "Hey woman! I'm thirsty, get me another beer!" Equally idiotic woman who lives with this man: "I could care less what you are, get your own damn beer."

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