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a cheap beer that generally tastes like piss that cheap bastards bring to a party.
Dude we really gotta stop inviting shawn to our parties, everyone else brings great home brewed beers and all he can muster is a fuckin cooler of natural light that never even gets touched cause he drinks all the good beer and no one else wants that shit.
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God of the new world. He is justice and everyone should bow down to him. he has big pp
Friend: Hey wanna hang out
Me: sorry I have to pray today it's part of my religion
Friend: what's your religion
Me: kiraism, I must pray to god light Yagami 69 times a day
Friend: Let me join or I commit a sayori
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The name for camel's light cigarettes before they were forced to switch the name to "camel blues." This switch was required by a bill passed in 2009 which banned the use of the word "light" in cigarette advertising, because it conveys the sense that a "light" cigarette is safer than a regular one. There is generally a consensus that camel lights and camel blues are the same cigarette, but some die hard camel light smokers insist that it is altogether a different tasting smoke.
Young guy: Hey, would you like a camel light?
Old homeless guy: Are you kidding me? Those aren't real camel lights, they stopped making those in '09. Camel blues burn much faster and taste like chemicals. They aren't even close to the real thing. Yes, I'll have one.
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Jacksfilms (a Youtuber) Asks for funny answers to questions on his "YAIY"(Yesterday, I asked you) series. Most answers are acquainted with light switches.
Jacksfilms: What turns you on?
Every commenter: A light switch
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a gay ass closeted twink from the anime/manga "death note." he dates misa amane to cover up the fact that he is a raging homosexual with a huge crush on his rival, L lawliet.
person 1: light yagami is a f*ggot
person 2: yeah
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I am the storm that is approaching.
1: Have you listened to bury the light?
2: Of course, I'm the storm that is approaching.
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