Random
Source Code

Lisa

Consecrated to God, Gifted: It must give you a mental lift to be so talented, with such special gifts. When it comes to craft or art, you have a flair; In everything you do you take pride and care. Whatever your interests or talents may be, you shall reach both perfection and mastery.

Lisa is a true Child of the King. I wish I had Lisa's faith. Lisa certainly is talented. Lisa does every job, to perfection. I wish I had a beautiful daughter like Lisa.

by LovinlifeinChrist November 7, 2010

216πŸ‘ 575πŸ‘Ž


Lisa

Either very hot,sexy and attractive or trash

Roger: omg have you’ve seen that girl Lisa?
Mark: nah she looks like trash
Roger: wtf you mean she’s hot

by partyomo October 5, 2017

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Lisa

A judgemental cunt. Does not care about anyone but herself. She's nosy, and loves to talk about everyone and everything. She thinks she is the mayor of her town. She has no consideration. She's actually one of the worst people on the planet.

I just ran into the worst person on the planet, didn't ask her name but it must've been Lisa.

by marissa1234567890 March 14, 2017

30πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


Lisa

Lisa is really dense and clueless. Even though she is, she's a very fun and great person to be around. Her laugh is really funny and pleasant to hear, you will have the best moments with Lisa. She will make the weirdest noises and sounds but it all comes out funny in the end. She's a really great freestyle dancer and when she puts in her effort, she can dance to anything. She is a huge fan girl when it comes to things that she really likes and she tends to be pretty short. When trying new things, she will be scared at first and not try it but id you're persistent enough, she will force herself to join.

OMG! Lisa is a great dancer, I wish I could dance as good as her!

by smeldey May 30, 2019

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Lisa

is a hoe

person 1: I feel like a hoe
person 2: At least your name's not Lisa

by lisatheunicornllama August 22, 2015

26πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Lisa

A girl who is seriously delusional and is cursed with never having a real relationship at any point in her life. She has many issues and a terrible temper, completely submissive, borderlined mentally retarded and is a terrible cook. Unable to give a decent blowjob, so bad in fact that one can actually be turned off when receiving one. Has delusions of grandeur and self worth. Also may currently have a loveless marriage.

Why did you marry the play toy, Lisa? Don't marry toys!

by ortesk November 13, 2014

28πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Lisa

Lisa is a backstabbing bitch. She is a major red flag and should NOT be trusted. She fakes everything and lies about everyone. Turns you against people and makes people passed at you. DO NOT TRUST!!!!! Literally such a mf hoe that no one loves.

Person 1: who’s that ugly ass bitch
Person 2: oh it is a lisa

by Iwilrapeyouinursleep May 4, 2022

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž