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ejaculate that smells like hoagies. more specifically the onions on said hoagie.
"Rob lathered her face with his rancid hoagie load."
Having a boner
Waking up beside you I'm a loaded gun. I can't contain this anymore I'm all yours. I've got no control
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A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.
LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.
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Originally used to describe a very heavy cargo being towed by a truck.
"That truck is carrying a big load in that trailer!"
Now usually used to describe a high volume amount of semen released by a man post-ejaculation.
E.g A man pulls out of a woman's vagina and ejaculates 12 big spurts of cum over her body, leaving her glistening in creamy goodness. Her response as she lays back in post-coital ecstasy "Oh Gosh Babe, what a big load!"
After 2 minutes of intense sucking I could not hold back any longer and blew a big load of cum all over her face.
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A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
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A swirly in which the toilet is fully loaded.
Max got a mouth full of crap when Jake gave him a loaded swirly.
1. very wealthy
2. alcohol intoxicated
He was loaded at the age of 10, but was unsatisfied with his life as an adult and resorted to getting loaded anyway.
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