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Los Angeles Dodgers

Heartbreak in the form of a baseball team. Seriously, they have great seasons up until June. Then the whole thing goes to hell. Then everyone goes back to what they were doing before they cared about baseball.

How 'bout them Los Angeles Dodgers?

~Dude they suck!

Whaddya mean, they were good like 2 weeks ago. They lead the NL West ffs!

~Tell me about.

by pandawa February 16, 2011

81๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Los Angeles Dodgers

A baseball team originally from Brooklyn, relocated midcentury to Los Angeles. Also, the arch enemy of the San Francisco Giants.

Man, those friggin dodgers fans always start fights at the game!

by matt October 5, 2003

185๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Los Angeles Clippers

shitty basketball team; used to be in San Diego; only 4 playoff berths in about 30 year history of franchise; never resign any good free agents; no playoff berths since '96; they suck ass

The Clippers owner must be retarded.

by 000 October 21, 2003

153๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Los Angeles Kings

A team that was on the verge of losing popularity and being flushed down the toilet because of struggles, but only to have that be saved by the Great One, good old Wayne. The team basically became the Edmonton Oilers years after the infamous Gretzky trade in 1988. In 1993, the team had five players from Edmonton, or more, and went on to the Cup finals.

Ever since, they have been a pretty fun team to watch, especially with guys like Avery (the dirtiest hockey player on Earth) and Roenick (hilarious man who has starred in sitcoms and gambles off the ice, and did a chicken dance). They have been in and out of the playoffs. Hockey games are continously sold out in L.A., and California for that matter.

L.A. Hockey Fan #1: Hey man, I turned on my T.V.. I realized that our Los Angeles Kings are in the finals against the Habs.
L.A. Hockey Fan #2: Well, no kidding! Gretzky, Huddy, Kurri, McSorley. That's four former Edmonton Oilers who built a dynasty in the 80s!
L.A. Hockey Fan #1: Yeah, the kings sure did jack the shit out of the Edmonton Oilers.

L.A. Native #1: Not only are the Lakers and Dodgers a hit here in Los Angeles, but what about those L.A. Kings?

L.A. Native #2: Yeah I was watching them play last night. Sean Avery was chirping everyone on the other team as always. J.R. started dancing on the ice after the game.

L.A. Native #1: Well, then. Let's go buy tickets for the next home game!

by mr. hockey September 11, 2006

95๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Los Angeles Dodgers

Preferred team of trashy asians and 99.9% of LA's mexican inhabitants. Never go to Dodger Stadium wearing SF Giants or non-USC (i.e. UCLA) paraphernalia, or you will be heckled, mugged, and then raped by a hoard of cholos.

Dodger Cholo 1: yo homie, that bitch is wearing some giants shit
Cholo 2: aiight let's go fuck him up and steal his rims, ese....

by evil monkey October 20, 2004

445๐Ÿ‘ 235๐Ÿ‘Ž


Los Angeles Clippers

They suck major shit, no talent on the team. Disgrace to Los Angeles and the lakers. Should just stop playing basketball and the NBA should make them a d league team. Their roster is full of gays such as Kaman, Davis, and Brian cook.

FUK THE CLIPPERS

Vinny likes pussy
Davis is a fatass

just look at their record in their past two years.
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS=GARBAGE

by GOAAAN December 8, 2010

80๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Los Angeles Dodgers

A Major League Baseball team originating from Brooklyn, NY, which moved to Los Angeles. Colors are white and blue.

The Los Angeles Dodgers play the San Francisco Giants tomorrow.

by Isi Oamen October 2, 2003

249๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž