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kiddie lump

A kiddie lump is a tuft of hair on a mans head. It usually occurs when a man has had long hair previously and decided to cut it really short. And the front is then gelled upwards approximately 1 inch in height.

Hey Pat, I prefer your ski jump to your kiddie lump!

by goobaliscious definition January 14, 2010

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fat lump

Fat lump is an example of a human beings compliment to one another (noun)

1.You mouldy fat lump
It could also be used to describe something

2.It looks very fat and lumpy, almost a fat lump

Freya "Nobody can steal my fat lump away from me"
Emily "yeh I can"
Cara "you're such a fat lump emily."

by Frazzlepopjuniorrr December 10, 2016

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Lump Sacker

Underage smoking boy, who is typically short, and has a potentially high rate of bondage with girls named crystal, and sucks dick.

Dayummm!!! Jesse is such a lump sacker!!

by Joshercake November 8, 2008

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ass lump

A lump found on the ass area of the body. Usually the result of to much anal intercourse.

Jimmy has an ass lump.

by fatassfag January 25, 2005

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plump lump

when your fucking a fat bitch and all of the sudden one of her pimples pop and you slap her

i was fucking my neighbors mom when all of the sudden she had a plump lump and i was like "sick you fat bitch" and slapped her

by kittyboy October 4, 2007

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farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 2, 2003

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Grump Lumps

another name for Hemorrhoids

Damn babe, my Grump Lumps are flaring today! Go find my donut pillow!

by Leroy Brownstone July 5, 2016

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