MAMS

acronym: middle-aged male syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in men age 35-60. It is accompanied with signs such as helplessness, excruciating pain, being the sickest person ever, and a generalized feeling that no other person has ever felt this bad.

Closely related to the manflu.

My boyfriend has a serious case of MAMS, I’m not sure he’ll ever be okay again.

Mam

A ship name for a Sam and Mia.

I SHIP MAM SO MUCH OMFG ITS CANNON

mam

Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her

Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying

mam

mam

omg mam j is here.

Mam

I cant really write anything about this one because mine died before I was 1 soooooo.... enjoy your mam if yours is still there and tell her you love her because I would do anything to have someone to call mam . Count yourself lucky that you have a person that loves you and always will even tho sometimes you feel like they dont when u do something bad.

A person :Hey mam

The persons mam:hey

ya mam

a place to store cum

oooOOHOHHHH SH IT dudeEE stop tickling my BUNGHOLE im gonna splooge in ya mam

tav mam

This term (from Latvia) translates to "your mother", it is commonly used as a comeback for any insult/burn.

"How can someone be so braindead
-tav mam"