Major Tom

It is a way to masterbate where you jack off normally, but before you nut, you squat down as low as you can to the ground and breathe short shallow breaths while still whacking it. This part is called "Getting in the shuttle."

As you nut, you jump up from that squatting position as fast as you possibly fucking can and hold your breath. This is considered "Take off."

If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket. This is called "Being in space" due to the fact you feel like you're floating.

This is a technique that should be performed only by professionals, in a controlled environment. By hyperventilating and jumping up, you are literally cutting your brain off from oxygen. No oxygen = no consciousness.

After passing out you come crashing down with a thunderous boom. This is called "Reentry"

It is at this point where your mother walks in to see you laying there covered in your "Star Dust". Be sure to glare at her with the confidence of Buzz Aldrin. She will then stomp out of the room without saying a word. This part is called "Disappointing your mother."

Credit u/Lemiius

I performed a Major Tom last night. I still have not left my room. I don't know what to say to my mom.

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drum major

A person who conducts a marching band or drum corp that is not the director.

Example: She used to be a drum major but now she marchs.

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e major

e major is when you finger yourself or a guy that fingers the girl. you treat the vaginal area as a fret of a guitar.

women: omg girl my man played e major for me all night
girl: really how was it

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Caffeine Major

(n): a college major, the pursuit of which requires copious amounts of work and lack of sleep.

Architecture, Mechanical Engineering, Computer Science are examples of caffeine majors.

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Business Major

Students whom couldn't handle a real academic path, and are now Excel jockies. They yell "BOOM!" in your residence halls while others with actual degrees (IE: Electrical Engineering) are progressing themselves academically via homework and studying.

Resident 1: That kid is always roaming the halls yelling "BOOM!" and smashing his face into walls.

Resident 2: That would be a classic symptom of being a "Business Major."

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major turn on

Something one finds really attractive.

A guy who can dance is a major turn on

major booblage

When you see a girl walk in the room and she has big tits.

That girl must be in the army, because she's got major booblage.