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Similar to "spider man dat hoe" {When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)} except this is typically accomplished at a Frat party and instead of flinging the fluid at a girl, you immediately leave the room and the first person you see back in the party is your victim.
Some frat asshole: "MAN... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!"
you speaking to your friends " I just .SPIDER MAN DAT BRO!" (pointing at the guy with .....on his face!)
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When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618
"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"
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The child pornography version of Spider-man: No way home
David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home
The best superhero video game of all time anyone who says otherwise is wrong the only game that comes close is Batman Arkham City but still not quite as good play this game if you havent already and if you dont have a PS5 wait for the PC release.
Person 1: Play spider man game its so good
Person 2: No its dogshit i dont have money
Person 1: Trust me bro
Person 2: ok..
....Person 2 plays Marvel's Spider Man 2...
Person 2: Wow this game is so good
Person 1: Ik right told you so
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ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*
Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?
Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?
Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*
Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*
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it is when you are jerking off and right before you nut u nut in your hand then you rub your hand on girls face and you run off like webslinging
Spider-man that hoe you, One night stand, homeless people, thats
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The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.
Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.
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