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The present years are diverse in gender, and as a trade-off, all must be titled and defined by a gender correctly. Misuse of the many accepted sexual orientations, and genders can leave you ridiculed in our modernized society.
How limiting.
What if a female wanted to be a manly man without the notation of femininity, or the harsh backlash from lack of term?
Here's the solution, with the deceptions of our language.
Manly-wo-man
The "wo" is silent. Pronounced, Manly-Man.
Behind the pronunciation lies the link to it's meaning. In spelling, the word displays proper use of gender by writing out the sex of the pronoun.
Britney: "Hey, Tiffany. I know of a manly-wo-man."
Tiffany: "Oh yeah? What's his name? I love me a manly man."
Britney: "His name? No, Tiffany, it's a female. She's a girl."
Tiffany: "What? you're not making any of the senses, Britney. Girls can't be men, silly!"
Britney: "Here, let me write it down for you."
* The paper reads;
*Manly-wo-man*
Britney: "With the tricks and diversity to our language, gender bending is a possibility. The "wo" in, "manly-wo-man" is silent, yet its letters assure the genders aren't misplaced."
Tiffany: "Woah... Dude."
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When a Straight man Crys.
Mostly used while talking to a girl
Dude, my paintball gun is at my friends house, and hes not home, im gonna go cry
Girl-You cry?
NO, i just bleed Manly Tears
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A man who just oozes manliness, forcing all the women (and sometimes men) to take notice.
Gabbi: Wow, is that Collin?
Reagan: Collin, a fine specimen of manliness
Caleb: Wow...
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A animated YouTube parody of the characters from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, reenacted by bulky muscular men.
A very over-rated YouTube video if you ask a sane person.
Also known as the gayest (most homosexual) thing ever animated. It's super gay by both definitions of the insult.
Remember that scene from the He-man & She-ra movie where Prince Adam rode on the back of a horse with Bow through a enchanted forest? Yeah that was straight compared to this.
Big Gay Al: I just watched that video 'Friendship is Manly'. God thats like the gayest thing I've ever seen.
Mr Slave: Oh Jesus Christ, you watched that too? *shivers* Jesus that was so gay.
Oh no, please don't play Friendship is Manly, Im straight!
That Friendship is Manly video is so gay it turned a gay guy straight.
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A synonym for chest bump, usually used sarcastically or to dissuade another man.
Bob: "Woo go team YEAH! Get over here Dylan!"
Dylan: "Woo it's manly nipple sex time YEAH!"
Bob: "...Uh, that's cool Dylan, you can just stay over there."
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The most manly Horn ever. He rides around on his trusty unicorn, Buttercup, IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
I love to ride on my buttercup, I'm the MANLY UNICORN OF SCIENCE.
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when a man train (a series of dudes sticking their penis into each other's rear end) is long enough that the dude at the head of the train can insert his penis into the rectum of the last dude on the train.
Last night at the sausage party the man train was long enough that it turned into a Manly go around.
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