A talentless South-African "music" artist.
His voice is guaranteed to scare every homophobe on the planet, and that's with good reason. His lyrical capabilities are at most "kindergarten" stage. Meaningless, annoying, repetitive, and with his voice on top, it sound like a cat in a grinder. He succesfully managed to fuck up some of the best songs in music history with his annoying covers and sqeeky voice.
Manfred Mann
"Blinded by the light, revved up like a Deuce in the middle of the night"
Repeat for 6 minutes, and you pretty much have the whole song.
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A great way to burn through your monthly pay check.
SPECIAL MANN CO. STORE SALE!
5 LIMITED EDITION HATS FOR ONLY 600 DOLLARS!!!
A box of hats for only 600 dollars?! DO WANT.
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Dhar man ninjas are black suited employees who are sent by dhar mann to kidnap anyone who is caught making fun of dhar mann.
Dude donβt make fun of him the dhar Mann ninjas will come
the tf2 gammode where you fight mother fucking robots
i love mann vs machine
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One of the leading conservatories in the world, known especially for its academic rigor and focus on new music.
The violinist got into Juilliard, but got rejected from Mannes College of Music.
The Techniques of Music classes at Mannes really kicked my ass...but thankfully now I can sightread 5 staffs at a time.
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Small fella - very quite - think's all women are attracted to him when they are not.
Also adores Cristiano Ronaldo - has the same hairstyle etc as him - wants to work as Ronaldo's maid to just spend all day with his idol!
J: "Ronaldo, wohoo look at that see that skill, better than...."
?: "Shut it!"
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when dhar mann is on his couch and talking to you
dhar man: hey dhar mann fam
person: not this again
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