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When a piece of technology suddenly stops working for no apparent reason, no-one 'touched it' or 'fiddled' with it, it just stopped working 'all on it's own'!
Techie: What happened here then?
Customer: I don't know it just stopped working
Techie: Did you click on blah blah?
Customer: I didn't click on anything
Techie: (to other techie) it's been Maryed!
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To cheerfully say hi to a person you know very well, only to have that person completely ignore you and ruin your entire day. Also may cause severe depression when done correctly.
Person 1: Hi! How's it going?
Person 2: *turns around and walks away*
Person 3: Oh my god dude you just got severely maryed
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The most beautiful girl on the planet. She's so cute and adorable. Someone once looking at you just fall in love with. She's so gorgeous you'll drop dead because she's so gorgeous.
Bro did u see Mary? She's so beautiful I think I fell in love with her man.
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The most gorgeous, amazing, sweet, cute, adorable, funny, intelligent, stunning, overall perfect girl in the world. She is legitly the the most beautiful girl in the world. Her flawless face and her amazing blue eyes makes me smile everyday. I love this girl and if anyone fucks with her then you're a dead man. she pretty much makes every girl jealous with how stunning and perfect she is and brings all the boys to the yard. lol. no girl could ever come close to replacing this girl or ever being better. this angel is perfect or the closest any girl to get to it. love you precious angel
Mari i wish you were here to hang out
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A Mary is someone who seems shy, quiet, and frightened at everything but when you get to know her she is really outgoing, talkative, and brave. Holy because of her name, she will stay an innocent angel, never doing anything wrong. A Mary is a great singer, sweet and caring, and optimistic. Either a Cheerleader or a Popular Prep. Girly. Usually a peacemaker. Ditzy and unaware of pervy things going on. Lives in her own world.
Person: "haha, that joke was awesome!"
Mary: "Wait, I don't get it."
Person: "Mary's so quiet!"
Friend: "Are you kidding? She doesn't shut up!"
Friend: "We're not gonna win!"
Mary: "Not with that attitude! Go!!! SPARTANS!"
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Absolutely beautiful on the inside and out. Has infectious laughter and always brightens up the room with her gorgeous smile.
Mary busts out in laughter and everyone can't help but smile.
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