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The act of sticking items into a wet, hot pussy in order to tenderize them or to enhance their flavor
Clinton liked marinating his cigars in Monica's twat!
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MARINES: "Monkeys Are Ready If No-one Else Signs". Background: This was my response (quick thinking) After a Marine asked me (Army Green Beret) If I knew what ARMY stood for? I stated no and he replied: "Aint Ready for Marines Yet" This was only traditional jerking of each others chain, merely ragging on the others Branch of Military; in the end we all have a great deal of respect for all Branches of the Military and more importantly the choice to defend our Great Nation.
Hey Soldier do you know what Marines stand for? Yes Sir, Monkeys Are Ready If No-one Else Signs!
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The process of waiting for a internet page, video, or movie to load completely or significantly before initiating said media.
Big Blue: "Man American History X is taking forever to load".
Waffle: "You have to let that shit marinate amigo".
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The badass military group ever. So bad they dont need a special unit because all of them can kick ass.
Fuck the navy seal. The marines are badass.
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Best branch of the military. This is the REAL elite group, so don't bother with the others. Most extensive training, and smartest.
Semper Fidelis.
"Marine: Mess with the best, die like the rest. Ooh-Rah!"
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The saddest team in MLB history. With ownership devoid of even one baseball savvy mind, goals that do not involve winning, and a fan base that packs the stadium on Ichiro Bobble Head Night, this team is poised to be the first in MLB to lose 100 games while sporting a $100 million dollar payroll.
Devin: Are you taking the family to watch the Mariners tonight? It's Richie Sexson golf club night ya know.
Todd: Along with my family I'm taking some clients also. Should be a great function tonight, I can't wait to get some Rally Fries!
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Similar to other definitions listed, the Marines are truly kick-ass.
1. They are America's primary shock troopers. When the Army ducks their tails and runs... call in the Marines.
2. When you need a target assassinated there is no need to waste money on an expensive missile instead ask a Marine Scout Sniper to do it for free.
3. It is widely believed and accepted that when Marines die and go to heaven they are immediately recruited into God's personal bodyguard.
1. Guy 1: Hey did you see the Army retreat on CNN last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, but don't worry. Next time the Marines will kill 'em, and take back that land.
2. Dropping a missile on an intended target with possible collateral damage: $300,000 + an embarrassing story on CNN.
Equipping a Marine Scout Sniper with everything he needs and ensuring one clean shot through the target head: less than $500.
One less terrorist to fight against the U.S.A.: Priceless.
3. Marine 1: So you heard Mike was killed yesterday?
Marine 2: Yeah, but I'm not so sad about it. At least now he's protecting the Big Man upstairs.
Marine 1: Semper Fi to that!
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