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A steamy marshmallow is when you acquire one ejaculations worth of semen mix with 4 tablespoons of water get to a boil, then pour sample onto significant others back and give them a third degree burn.
Cole gave Kyle a steamy marshmallow last night
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When a person gives head( blow job ) and kisses someone, there is then a long white string attached from one persons lips, to the other. The white stringy substance is cum.
Guy: eww wtf, did you just give me a marshmallow kiss?!
Girl: umm, i guess. Since we're here i'm gonna go ahead and tell you, i've been cheating on you.
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term referring to a person who in an (usually FPS)online multiplayer who sits in one spot, camping, waiting for an unsuspecting victim to walk by.
Red- *runs up past a rock)
Blue- *shoots Red)
Red- OMG! you f*cking camping noob!
Blue- It's a legitimate strategy!
Red- I guess you like roasting marshmallows.
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A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:
Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.
Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.
Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
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A sex act where midway through intercourse the male defecates into a sock and shoves it into the females mouth.
guy: dude I gave my girlfriend a marshmallow surprise
guy2: nasty
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A large and strong male child of filipino origin. He likes to own noobs with headshots on Americas Army and also wears pink hats. Also called the Gorilla from Manila and Jules-ma-dules...
The marshmallow man is a big bad gorilla from manila
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Filling a pillow-case with cum and beating your friends face with it while they're asleep
Brad: Yo, dude. Jackson has been such a cunt lately...how do I fix it?
Johan: Give him a marshmallow surprise
Brad: What's that?
Johan: Grab a pillow-case and a camera, this is going to be epic
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