mouse mat

A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.

Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.

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beer mat

A drip mat placed under a glass of beer.

I can't find my beer mat.

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Dirty Mat

When a male (typically from Moncton) grabs your ass and proceeds to spin you around like a WWE wrestler. He then proceeds to drink your cum juice that was squirted out when you were spinning.

I performed a Dirty Mat on Edward yesterday.

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Mat Sav

Someone who is not loved by anyone and will spend the rest of their life with their cat

You wasteman, you're such a Mat Sav

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Mat K

it means a man originated from Kelantan (a state in Malaysia), they love to help their own people rather than other people from other states. So, they are hated by most people. Mat K is short form for 'Mat Kelantan' or Mr. Kelantan. In addition, they are also regarded as low caste people.

"Hoi, Mat K. Mu nok gi mano? Burit mu!"
Translation: Hey, Mat K. Where are you going? Fuck you!

"Gile ahh....Eh, Mat K..brek kau dah elok belum?"
Translation: Crazy...Hey, Mat K...have you repair your brake?

"Woi Mat K. Nape nape nape???!?!!!!"
Translation: Hey Mat K. Why why why????!!!!

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JO mat.

"Jack off material" - Usually used when one sees a very hot woman/man.

Yeah broskie, Angelina Jolie is def JO mat. in that movie.

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man mat

A woman who let's men walk all over her no matter how badly he treats her.

Trixie is such a man mat. Her boyfriend cheats on her and she takes him back every time.