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mateo tabchy

Mateo is so hot, all the girls find him attractive his dick is huge and he gets all the bitches.

Mateo Tabchy please fuck me

by Xxx——xxX 362 November 24, 2021


Mateo and Cindy

POV: u meet a Mateo or a cindy and u become bestfriends on June 24!

Mateo: *walks around*
Cindy: *walks around too*
You: Hey!
Cindy and Mateo: Hello?
You: wanna be friends?
Mateo and Cindy: Sure!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere September 19, 2021


Mateo&Storie

Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

Mateo and storie are prefect Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

by purrr💖 March 15, 2022


Mateo Ramosing

when your sister, hooks up with you in a blue penguin beanie while she aggressively beats you up as you goon due to Mateo Ramos getting headtopped by Torrey pines

yooo Logan just did a Mateo Ramosing

by mateis November 27, 2024


Mateo Bernal

fucking nigger

oh my god! Mary! Is that a Mateo Bernal??!

Yes! Hes a fucking nigger!

by mateobernalhater April 09, 2024


mateo stan

when ur bsf mateo is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a mateo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 30, 2021


Mateo Lozano

Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches

veronica:oh my god Mateo Lozano is coming *has orgasim*

by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019