Matt

An extremely salty guy. He doesn't let his memes be dreams. Born from the sea he posses powers of extreme anger and saltiness. If someone crosses him, expect a face of thunder and somewhere in the world, a wall is punched. Don't let walls fall to this terrible fate.... don't enrage the salt God.

Friend: I forgot to pay matt.

Friend 2: goodbye my friend...

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Matt

Matt is an intelligent, faithful, handsome man. He is ambitious and successful as well as honest and generous. He is strongly idealistic and a born leader who likes living in luxury and polished shoes.

My boss's name is Matt.

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Matt

A total douche bag who rejected my best friend and deserves to step on a field of Legos

oh damn she crying, must've been Matt

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matt

A person of the couch, or simply couch person

I regret spending most of my days on the couch doing nothing, like a matt.

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Matt

A Matt is like an older brother, he will look out for you as well as make fun of you

Woah is that their older brother? No it’s just Matt

Matt

A guy that gets excited around new mates. Can’t handle his drinks, although you’ll never see him sober. He’ll join a gym to walk around for hours and get rejected by the gym gangas

Hey is that Matt the alcoholic?

Matt

Proper name.
1. Used commonly for male people in America.

2. One of the hardest Miis to beat in Wii Sports' Boxing or in Sabers in Wii Sports Resort. His experience is 599 or 499 depending on which Wii Sports you play.

Me: I'll fight against Matt!

Matt: *wins the boxing match*

Me: *cries*

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