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general mattis

The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it.

That general mattis is a fuckin bull dog.

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017

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Matty bitch

A man known for being homo gay queere and always weird towards his friends usually having done a Mexican lawnmower to you then throwing his fingers in your ass

Man. Yo I saw you with that matty bitch
Gay guy. Yea he shoved his fingers in me and down my throat

by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021


Matty Croc

the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola

Fuck look at that lizard mate, should we do a Matty Croc?

by JFKpeekedglaz February 16, 2021


matty birt

Matty Birt is a name given to a ball player, commonly playing as GK or CF. His main traits are BIG saves and overhead kicks. This player is sometimes referred to a cross between Gareth Bale and David Seaman.

Qwoar this lad looks like a Matty Birt!

by Altrib September 8, 2022


Matty Gee

What the Australian population refers to as a Gronk.

Habitual liar, theif and downright sleaze bag who has uncontrollable offensive body odour.
He is a skinny looking rat who will try to fuck your girlfriend AT ALL COSTS.

Be Warned

Matty Gee : Matty is short for Matthew and Gee is short for Gronk

OMFG he thinks hes all that but hes just a Matty Gee lol

by alyssa384 October 28, 2014


matty baka

the most beefiest, muscular, powerful man in all of target corporation. if you’re a matty baka you are also a short king✊🏼😩

omg you’re a matty baka!? can i birth all 220 of your kids!?

by mattybaka November 2, 2021


matty G

He is often called "matty QUEER". Describes the type of person who is your friend when he is with you, but pulls a matty G when he hangs out with his gay ass friends.

Yo, that's matty G's calculator SON!

by youre my boy, plu January 23, 2008

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