When you are very very stoned. hense MAXimus BAKington. When you are high you have to shout out this phrase in an announcer-type voice.
"dude, i'm fuckin smacked"
"werd.... MAXIMUS BAKINGTON!!!"
The Leader of the methheads. The Boss of all bosses. The king King of Meth. Watch out for METHIUS MAXIMUS!!
Guy 1: Damn that guys crazy! is that jamal?
Guy 2: No that's the leader of the methheads man! METHIUS MAXIMUS!
One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.
Also sits around and eats KFC all day.
Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.
1. The Merciful!!!!111!
2. Pretty much epic.
3. Beats Kevin the fainthearted on the epic win list.
*After winning in Gladatorial combat*
"Alias Alimus Maximus the Merciful!11!!1!!"
When someone is so painfully naive it doesn't seem possible that they could actually have no idea what your talking about...
I mentioned the word "knuckle children," to my girlfriend and she had no idea what I was talking about...She's such a Noobious Maximus!
A person who not only abuses the scholarship system of an university but also applies to study in an island resort location near Africa.
My friend is such an opulatis maximus.. He is going to study in Gran Canaria so now he thinks he is a selfmade man.
Something being amazing,awesome,real,LEGIT! to epic porportions.
"true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet coke dude! try it man!"
"OMG it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!"
"I told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!"