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Meet the Parents

A really funny movie with Ben Stiller and Robert Deniro. Stiller plays the nurse boyfriend of Deniro's daughter. The movie is about Stiller meeting his girlfriend's parents but her father (Deniro) doesn't like him very much.

A male nurse named Gaylord Focker is the funniest thing ever.

by sagzag February 5, 2004

43πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


zoom meeting

a zoom meeting is an online meeting which is a useless way of communicating with your classmates and teachers that do nothing but torture and pressure you. also, it is more shittier than being in school irl since you get distracted easily and the teacher will call you out even when in a zoom meeting with all your classmates.

I hate zoom meetings, I hated it so much that I had to come up with an excuse to leave.

by sagiri izumi May 19, 2020

25πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Swap Meets

A swap meet is an informal gathering for the barter or sale of used goods or handicrafts. You may sometimes see vendors selling new products or even trading discontinued goods. Swap meets are where people come together to swap and purchase items they no longer want or need. A swap meet is similar to a flea market if you bring your items to sell. A swap meet is a perfect way to get rid of unwanted items and replace them with something you are going to use or sell. Swapping or bartering for trade was at one point forgotten about. Since our economy has gotten worse, people have begun to realize that they need to change the way they spend money. By realizing this it has brought back trading and swap meets around the world. Swap meets are enticing because you don’t need money to attend or receive new items.

Visit SwapMadness for local Swap meets.

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by SwapMadnesss April 28, 2013

26πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


offline meeting

Where multiple people engage in conversation about suicide, and plan a meeting where they will commit suicide together.

Unknown12- Hey sky997, are you going to that offline meeting this weekend.

Sky997- Yeah, I'm glad I wont be alone for this.

by Shane1223 November 1, 2013

40πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


meet and greet

Business jargon for a function before a professional meeting, seminar, convention or conference where you go to meet people in your field to network and get laid.

The National Protological Association annuall convention's meet and greet was a success. I met with the heads of 5 manufactures, 4 resellers, 2 financiers, and 3 cocktail waitresses.

by Tenacious Faulker July 11, 2009

86πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Gym Meet

Probally the best creation known to mankind or at least anyone who is lucky enough to attend NDP. Gym meet is the most intense event of the school year. The planning starts the second week of September and goes until the first week of May. The only reason why girls would stay after school until 5 every day from january to march (7pm if youre a laxer) and the only reason we would give up are friday and saturday night, eventhough we have victory parties afterwards(4th place victory parties occur too). The new 8million dollar gym is trashed with class colors. It a time where girls make formations according to thier themes in blue tunics, starch white blouses, ankle high socks, and of course KEDS. Where girls sign together with the whole class. Then follow aerobic 70 girls decked out in french braids and white tape sufficating thier tenis shoes. Followed by dance where girls make thier costumes out of $1.25 budget.We all know freshman start out with plastic bag costumes and then senior year the girls are decked out in full costume made out of shiny material. The week prior to gym meet is filled with doing absolutely no school work. Instead practices, dress rehersals, mini meet, and signing night where the seniors dress the campus while underclass man trash the street of ruxtun, towson, lutherville, seminary rd, hampton lane, and of course loyola. You know its gym meet when you see hundreds of cars decorate included the girl's boyfriends (unwilling of course). I place where the silver cup is cherished but getting a plaque is good too. Seniors always when because if they dont the school knows they will never donate as alumni, but if your class gets 10pts under the senior class score (like class of 05) you know you really one. If you wanna see how much fun gym meet is just check webshots. GOOOO GYM MEEET You will only grasp the full concept of gym meet unless you attend there, are a parent, alumni, or a teacher

Whats your favorite part of ndp?
Thats a stupid question.
GYM MEET
duh

by GYM MEETIZLE May 29, 2005

157πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


Vampire Meeting

When all your energy/lifeblood gets ruthlessly sucked out during a meeting with colleagues who (a) excessively repeat themselves, (b) are long talkers or (c) interrupt and/or talk over you and others.

"Today I was forced to buy a triple mocha to restore my lifeblood after a vampire meeting."

by Ceeliscious March 3, 2011

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž