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melanie is a tricky bitch, she has poofy hair, shes has cute eyelashes,and has a nice ass, she has big dick energy and likes saying hey hee, she has a boyfriend named jose, they broke up one time but they are back together now lol, he likes doing drogas (drugs if u dont speak spanish lol), so yea her nudes got leaked, bro dont mess with meanies she's crazy, she also hates jaisel, i mean no one likes jaisel lol, soo melanies do like music like billie eyelash.
melanie- im so hungry but im lack toes and toddler ants
natasha- *chokes on dummies in school* *no one pays attention*
melanie- *looks at natasha* *does choking impersonation too*
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Someone who won't shut the fuck up about furry porn and yaoi.
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A stupid hoe that fucks anyone and anything thinking she’s the shit when she isn’t. Has daddy issues probably takes it in the ass and is seen as a big slut.
Wow that girl let him use a sandwich bag as a condom she really is a Melanie.
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Stupid dumb ass; the meanest bitch ever; big ass idiot that is scares away everyone.
That dumbass Melanie is too damn stupid to hold a damn conversation.
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A cat... Or is she? A Calico... Or is she? Nobody knows.. Often compared to a moldy loaf of bread. Typically stays in the form of a Baguette.. with mold. Stinky mold. The end
It's a bird.. it's a plane. No... It's a submarine with algae. Actually no... It's a Melanie!
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Melanie is a small and Petite but has a big mouth when she wants to. They are shy but knows how to have a good time with people who are close to them. Although typically not the prettiest or the best in relationships they still can manage to take your heart.
I want to be a Melanie.
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