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A pair of jorts or slightly too small sweat pants that are very melvin prone.
These are typically worn by children (by no falt of their own), douchbags, internet gamers, and avid Nascar fans.
The only acceptable situation for the melvinators are for typical household activites that could result in ruining a good pair of pants.
Im going to put on these melvinators to paint the garage, I hope no one I know sees me.
Dude did you see that guy? He must have bought those melvinators in the late 80's.
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Rigorous sex act. Requires the male to vomit, deficate, and urinate into a blender. Liquify and microwave for three minutes and proceed to pour (with funnel) into the vagina of a female. The male then has vaginal intercourse with said female, pulls out right before ejaculation, spins around three times on one foot, and proceeds to finish his man-spray into the eyes of the female.
Guy 1 - "Do you remember Brenda from the other night? I totally gave her the 'Steamy Melvin'"
Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."
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Tickling a woman's clitoris with a beard.
Man Calvin's beard was filthy, he must have gave Cindy a Velvet Melvin.
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Pine cone(s) shoved down one's undies and then he or she recieves a frontal wedgie.
Don't make me give you a Nature melvin!
melvinfront wedgiewedgiepine conepinewedgyfront wedgy
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When a man of short stature does a handstand over a female, and repeatedly falls until his erect penis enters her vagina
Dude I’m totally gonna try the Dirty Melvin later with my girlfriend
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The greatest Star Wars YouTube channel ever.
The knights of Melvin expose the Disney shills.
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A wedgie and melvin at the same time. Ie. A wedgie in the front and back.
This is particularly uncomfortable for males, and far worse a punishment / bullying tactic than a mere wedgie itself.
This romper is too small, feels like a it's giving me a perpetual full melvin as I walk.
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