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the hottest man ever to walk on the face on the earth. anyone should be grateful to live at the same time of this hottie, it is not normal and physically impossible for anyone to look like him hes to talented, my husband can perform and GODAMN HE CAN SING (if you don't belive me listen to piece of you specifically 2:23, teach me how to love, i dont even know your name) literally anything he touches is a masterpiece. hes jawline is on another level literally that can kill you. my baby gets so much hate for being too good that people are jealous of him for being to amazing. my golden retrivier is mine so you people back off. (if you want to go to his concerts when he comes out again please know more songs than stitches before you say your a fan buddy boy)
omg its a golden retrievier it must be shawn mendes
The most amazing person in the world.
why?
i don't know, he just is!
he is my man btw
everybody needs to love shawn mendes
a guy who can't release another album
Justin beiber cant be Shawn Mendes
A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
I cast mend butt crack!
Threatened with suspension, Jerry promised to mend his ways.
a Minecraft treasure enchantment that is easily gotten from the librarian villager
dude it took me almost an hour to get a mending villager ugg
its like shawn mendes but like 400x better because its actually just a furcorn from my singing monsters.
"daaa daa dadaddaaaaa" -jawn mendes