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mental lightweight

An idiot, a numbskull.

Tim: Look at that person stealing that bag.
Mr M: What a mental lightweight.
Tim: Hey that's my bag.
Mr M: Sucks to be you.

by Eric3831 February 9, 2008


mental hernia

A condition in which part of your brain tissue is displaced and then bulges out. This state occurs due to the absorption of too much information memorized for an exam and forgotten immediately after taking said exam. Usually take place during college finals. Condition should be taken seriously and is best assuaged by watching television, eating junk food, or in case of emergencies, mindlessly staring at a blank wall.

First guy: "Man, I totally got a mental hernia from memorizing all that BS for my exams."

Second guy: "No worries, just stare at that wall."

by michiganmayday April 18, 2010


Mental Vacation

A mild cerebral hiatus from consciously entertaining expectations from the perilous and numbing things that infiltrate our lives (e.g. bill collectors, crappy jobs, stale relationships, etc). It can last as long as one desires, and, depending on one's skill, can go completely unnoticed.

This work deadline has been the only thing on my mind lately. I think a mental vacation would serve me well.

by CertifiedVibrations August 26, 2008


mental kev

That one friend in the group who seems nice a pie normally and pretty straight-laced, but as soon as the party starts, they start downing bottles of gin and turn into an alter ego party animal - mental kev.

Aye, he turned into a pure mental kev as soon as we hit the town

by PinkJaxx May 9, 2018


Mental Suicide

Defined as: When the Brain attempts to devour itself.

The body has a will to go on but the brain have given up and decided to commit Mental Suicide.

by Gregory Grubbs September 15, 2006

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Mentally Overweight

Someone who is really smart

Dayum you're mentally overweight!

by IAMHOTTTT12 June 28, 2010

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mental-map

An individual's visualization of an area based on their known sense of direction.

"mental-mapping"
The act of finding places using visualizations based on an individual's known sense of direction.

"She got to California using her mental-map of the United States since she knew it was somewhere East."

"They were mental-mapping their way to the airport."

by Mr. Allenbach February 25, 2009

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