metro-macgyver

A modern male adept at the art of improvising in gender neutral situations.
The sort of man who might carry a mini-leatherman AND a UMPC in his murse.

My Treo totally crapped on me at Greg's last night. Fortunately Greg's a total metro-macgyver - he updated my firmware while he made a bitchin' artichoke heart quiche.

retro metro

Noun; This word is used to describe a style that combines both past "retro" and modern "metro" component to create an eclectic look of dress.

Your vintage sunglasses give you a stylish retro metro look.

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METRO-MALE

A good-looking, fashionable young man who pays special attention to style and taste who displays the levels of care and pride in their appearance which is usually associated with women; but who are not deemed to be homo-sexual and are secure in their masculinity.

TomKat,Bradanjolina are so metro-male.

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METRO GREEKS

All of the Rediculous Male and Female Greeks that live withing the Metro Boston Area. They have a distinct sence of style and presence that is Similar to that of the Jersey Shore.. NOT to be confused with LOWELL GREEKS that are completely stable and acceptable in society and somehow share the same blood lines.

We met this nice couple at the Athenian Corner, They seemed like regular greeks but upon further review it was discovered that they were Metro Greeks.. Too bad they seemed nice

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Metro surfing

Riding on the Washington, D.C. Metro (underground, subway) while not holding onto anything, hence giving the sensation that you are "surfing" in the car on the tracks, trying to stay upright while the car twists and turns.

Source: my friend Tara, who lives in DC, introduced me to this term.

Metro surfing becomes that much funnier to watch when people have been drinking.

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Metro-gimp

Unlike their more common leatherclad cousins, the Metro-gimp takes pride in their more metrosexual life-plan. Often seen wearing pastels and the latest fasions the Metro-gimp is more likely to be found in a Nail Salon then underneath a Pawn shop tied to a post.

Man I am going to fuck you gently like a Metro-gimp.

Hey take off that light blue coloured fluffy blindfold, it makes you look like a Metro-gimp.

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Metro Sexual

(met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
—metrosexuality n.

You are totaly a Metro Sexual dude!

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