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Noun: A vagina. Coined by Frank Sinatra in his 1963 Las Vegas tour.
Slip it in her midnight pocket.
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A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.
BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.
PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.
BC: You know what I heard about Roger?
PL: What?
BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.
PL: What?
BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.
PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?
BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.
PL: I don't know what you mean.
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The act of masturbating (jerking off) while your significant other is sleeping next to you. Just before ejaculation (getting a nut), the masturbator bites his significant other on the neck waking them up. Once awake the masturbator nuts in their face. The midnight snakebite!
Oh man, my wife is really pissed at me. She was not amused last night when I gave her a taste of the midnight snakebite.
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when a guy is going down on a women and she has a wet fart that splatters his chin and jaw, leaving a chocolate beard
Paul: "Dude, last night, I took Lacy out for Mexican food. Then later when I went down on her, she gave me a mean midnight shadow!"
Jeff: "Bummer, dude."
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Slang for getting an erection. A reference to the movement of the hands of an analog clock or watch from six o'clock to midnight.
"Dude, have you seen Crosby's sister?"
"Yeah man. Six-to-midnight."
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jizzing (cumming, squirting semen, blowing a load, bustin a nut) on your partners face, usually over the eye area while in bed at night.
waking up the next morning with your eyes crusted over with semen.
waking someone up from sleep, by jizzing on their face, usually over the eye area.
"oh Michael, i want you to cum on my face and my glasses. I don't mind wearing a midnight mask to bed tonight."
"aww girl, my boyfriend and I got sooo wild last night. i woke up with a serious midnight mask, I could barely open my eyes they were so jizz crusted!"
"So last night I was over at Emily's house and she was asleep, but i really needed to bust a nut. So I jerked off and woke her up with a midnight mask"
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1.someone who only smokes in the night. usually around midnight or later.
2.someone who smokes at nite so people wont know they dont.
1. He's a midnight toker
2.i smoke when my parents are asleep
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