People might mistake me for some kind of masochist

"People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist"
is a Markiplier Quote in "I Review Amazon Self Defense Products" is a Youtube Video

Person 1: *hitting himself with non leathal weapons that he bought*
Also Person 1: People might mistake me for some kind of masochist

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

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Joe Biden might be helping our cause

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

Soon the rest of you will be easier to control

The end is near…

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

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Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

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And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes.

When you want to fuck a girl badly, and you let her know she'd look good naked.

M: Hey, want to go to the beach tomorrow?
F: Sure. I can't wait.
M: That's awesome. And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes.

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If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely

It's a common phrase, Callie.

You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

i like you so much I might actually tell you

Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:

Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law

Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.

Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication

Ex 2:

Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications

Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location

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