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Can make your day with just feeling his presence.
Can melt you with his eyes.
Can enchant you with his voice.
Can take you to heaven with his hugs.
Can ecstasy your body with his smell.
What can he do to you if you taste him?
Mike is the man that you want to share your life with for ever. Is what you always have dreamed of. He makes you feel a Godess, protected and also free.
He makes you feel what never before anyone has. I always knew I had to wait for Mike. Although it takes him time to take the first step! :)
I want Mike in my life.
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A really nice guy. But he has the WORST DICK EVER. It tastes and smells like shit. That is all.
"I had a threesome last night. But one of them was a Mike!"
"Eeeew!"
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Mike is my best friend. With a fairly large dick and is a manwhore. Black, fershure. And yet, the coolest guy to be around.
"Whos that blackie over there?"
'Oh.. its just mike."
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UNA DE CAL Y UNA DE ARENA
Can't take him out of my mind.
Drives me from heaven to hell and from hell to heaven.
I can't wait anymore.
Cannot wait even a single breath more... to let us both reach and touch the stars.
Come to me, come now Mike
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This is an unusual term to some, but I will help to elaborate. Mike is someone who's penis is generally "above average" in girth. Mike is a male, and is most certainly not a dike and he sometimes rides a bike. People love Mike, he is a funny mother fucker. Mike typically has a best friend named Avery who doesn't take shit from anyone. I love Mike, and want to have sex with anyone who's name is Mike.
Mike is the balls, he keeps me going in life.
When I got out of the shower, I looked down and thought I was Mike
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A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him
Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"
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Tends to be quite a bitch about many things and then tries to scare u off by running at u. He also threatens to fuck your sister every once and a while which we know will never happen. He also claims he is a ‘hood boy’ which we know is not true because he admitted to having a pussy.
Don’t be a mike (pampering bitch)
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