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Mike

Mike is a man with a heart not made of gold, but diomonds adorning it. He's a different kind of man. He's not a kind he's a rareness in this world with that pure heart of his, with his unboxed mind and unravelled fantasy. If he ever lets you into his world, do not waste his time for he has ambition. He is a very special man and you will only find him once. On of this rareness of humankind. A difference in this world. Mike is a man to be love by full and pure. Nothing else. For he is different and is the purest kind of mankind.

"He is my future," she said; thinking about nothing but Mike.
"And i think you're his."

by Reality's blood December 5, 2016

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Mike

A petty guy who enjoys Urban Dictionary way too much. His proudest moment is when a definition he put up for someone's name just to make a point actually gets published.

"This bitch just put my name on Urban Dictionary as a bunch of insults!"
"Damn, he's so petty-- must be a Mike"

by sfdk November 5, 2019

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Mike

A guy who is just loving and very handsome. If you're a girl, you'll instantly fall in love. Even makes will secretly fall in love with him too! He's amazing.

Girl Dude Mike is so hawt
Guy Replys He's really Hawt

by Killacarlos619 January 23, 2018

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Mike

Mike, an insanely hilarious doof that I will love forever. I don't know what I'd ever do without Mike. I know I had my chance to grasp his love, but I was oblivious. Mike is a guy who could probably literally make you die laughing. I should have taken him when I had the chance. If you have a Mike in your life who loves you, risk your dignity for him. Who knows, it could end up being the best decision you've ever made.

Mike: * hints that he likes me*
Me: * oblivious*

(3 weeks later)
Mike: *has a girlfriend*
Me: ;-;

by dorkloaf97 December 28, 2018

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Mike

Biggest dick in the history

Mike with the big dick

by J. Keenest March 1, 2021

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mike

He is milord. He is amazing, perfect and precious. He has a really cute dog. He loves and supports the people around him. He is just perfect โค๏ธ
He is practically fluent in french btw.

Who is the guy who makes the best dumplings?
Oh, its mike!

by beatsabergirl July 14, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mikee

Cool person who likes to play basketball, best looking, athletic, unique, intelligent, can cookand clean, friendly (unless you get on his bad side), good dancer, weird, ladies if he isn't your bf you missin out, always thinks about the saying "no chest no sex", and really annoying but worth it.

You're just lIke MIKEE!!

by YoucuntCme March 15, 2017

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