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When a couple is on a date, and they are only communicating, with each other, with their smartphones. Although they are sitting across from one another.
Look at those two hipsters over there. They are on their phones; don't seem to notice each other. Must be on a millennial date.
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Really soft millennials who take offense to everything you say even if it doesn't apply to them. They feel the world owes them something because they always been handed everything, including participation trophies their whole lives.
Milo acts as if the world owes him something, what a snowflake millennial
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a young person who uses stupid fucking words like "bae" or "fam" or "squad", is a raging liberal retard, most certainly vapes, has no concept of reality, thinks they're entitled to everything, has no interest in anything cool, probably drives a subaru (sweet subie, fam... youre squad goals are like, totally lit on fleek af, bae) and is only concerned with pop culture and out-of-touch celebrities. basically a real sweet ass mother fucker. ...you fascist cis misogynist, how dare you assume my gender.
im sick of these goddamn millennial cucks and their commie bullshit-ass protests.
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The generation which came of age in the 21st century. They're fond of tattoos and body piercings and spend all of their time exchanging pics of their latest drunken blowout on Facebook or Myspace. They talk constantly on their cell phones even in the bathroom and text messages back and forth even during exams. Reading is a chore unless its the latest entry on a friend's LiveJournal. The only books they have ever read completely are the Harry Potter novels
Overheard a college admnistrator recently "you've got to remember these students are part of the 'millennial generation'. They have the attention span of a gerbil and require constant stimulation."
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Someone who is born on the 1000th year and only the 1000th year. They’ll age with the years!
Sam is a true millennial cause he was born in 2000.
An Experience designed to bring together all millennials aka our youth . Where we will not only make new friends & more but we will worship & praise god together .
Aye y’all going to the millennial kickback tonight ?
A pain or tenderness that occurs in your dominant thumb due to excessive use of your smartphone.
Bob: I think I have carpal tunnel.
Larry: It’s probably just Millennial Thumb.