miranda

A super hot girl who is fun and full of energy. She gets all the guys attention and makes other girls jealous a lot.

Miranda:Hey _____!
Blank: You are a wanna be!
Miranda:How am i a wanna be?! im just a nice person who hangs out with the losers and you are just jealous cause i get all the guys.
Blank: O_O

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miranda

The best girl in the whole world. any guy who goes out with her is the luckiest man in the world. She is smart, hot, and amazing at everything she does.

Austin: Whoah are you going out with Miranda?
Danny: Yups.
Austin: Can i touch you?

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miranda

A totally hot girls who is the nicest person and is alway a good person to have a laugh with.

girl:wow I love hanging aroud with that girl she a total miranda

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miranda

noun school girl by day, stripper by night

god, that is so miranda!

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miranda

The ability to like a boy for one week and stop liking him the next. Sometimes troubling, the "miranda" takes skills such as
1)being awesome
2)being able to laugh at stupid things
3)being attracted to babes only
4)being pretty

Miranda: "I think I like him"
Heather: "He has a boob."
Miranda: "Hes still cute."
Heather: "His boob is cute."

week later-
Heather: "Look its the kid with the boob"
Miranda: "Ew look at it jiggle!"
Heather: "I thought you liked him.."
Miranda: "Yeah I dont know why. ewwww"

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miranda

she’s a jesus christ lovin nigga like me

woah dawg miranda is a jesus christ lovin nigga

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miranda

a person who knocks out the windsheild with their forehead and pees her pants

wow that was totally miranda!

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