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The rule stipulating that no one in your circle of friends with whom you typically discuss Game of Thrones episodes in can speak of, or even allude to, the latest episode until Monday. This is critical in order for the episode to be posted online for those without HBO.
"Bro, that last episode of Game of Thrones was nuts. So many people died."
"Shut up! Monday Rule!"
When a persons work becomes too demanding on a Monday and he/she is eventually overloaded and can no longer function.
Can often occur after excessive Friday freewheeling.
"there is no way I can process all this paperwork I'm having a Monday Meltdown"
for those of you who hate mondays you're just being silly...simply take monday to the MAX! have a beer or two or keg. party with friends or groups or hookers. listen to music and dance or strip or get arrested. there are endless possibilities when its monday so call-out tuesday cause your gonna need to sleep this off and maybe see a doctor.
established in 2009 in M'boro, TN
"JD, I see you enjoying that new beer in your hand. Too bad its Maxin Monday....WHERE'S THE FUNNEL!?!?!?"
The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.
Man: I feel like shit...
Man2: Been on the phet again?
Man: Yep... Mouldy Monday as usual.
The most depressing day of the year. Also a popular song by New Order.
Jim: My cat died and I have too much damn homework.
Mark: Blue Monday bro.
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1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
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A day when scarfs are used to cover up a persons neck from mistakes made during the weekends.
So after last night is it a Scarf Monday?
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