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when your woman is on her rag and you thumb her pussy then wipe it across her lips
mary wasnt wearing lipstick last night.. so i gave a marilyn monroe
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slang for the moment in high winds that a (often floaty) skirt gets blown up by a gust of wind, often followed by a squeal and frantic attempts to push it down.
Origins come from the famous picture of Marilyn Monroe over the air vent trying to keep her dress down.
"ahhhhh can u wait a second, I'm having a Monroe mo"
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a “school” filled with delinquents and thots whose parents are most likely wearing the same orange “spirit gear” right next door. it’s okay because everyone who attends this school will end up right next door with them by the time they get caught with all the xans they drop in their drinks.
welcome to monroe high school where u guzzle pills and juul in the bathrooms
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Taking a handful of prescription medications (narcotics, anti-anxiety, antidepressants) and chasing them with liqueur.
I just took some hydros and ativan....but I want to wake up in the morning so I think I'll skip the shot of fireballs and doing a Marilyn (Monroe).
Screamer and vocalist for techno-alternative band, Blood On The Dance Floor.
Jayy Von Monroe is so talented!
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The extremely Talented & Sexy screamer for the electronica band 'Blood On The Dance Floor'. Modeling, Performing & Entertaining are his passion. He's always swooning girls & guys with his amazing tattoos, peircings & his adorable smile..
botdfxfanatic1234:"OMFG, i met Jayy Von Monroe last night at one of his concerts!!"
dahviesxbaby89907"HOLY SHITTTT!! LUCKY! HE'S SO SMEXY! & he's really talented!!"
botdfxfanatic1234:"i'll send u the pic! his arms were around mee... *melts*"
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Her husband left her as she was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe.
She was fat
“My husband said he would not go. With a wife that was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe”
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