A jelly-like glue substance, silver and purple in color
Could you please pass the moop so that I can finish my scrapbook?
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A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.
Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."
There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
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An expression or phrase that you say when you have the strong urge to poop.
βMoop scoop!β Ronald screamed as he dashed down the hallway to the bathroom.
A person who is very obese who is better of dead so the starving kids in Africa have food
Dude stop eating all the god damn food you mumply moop
A group of whores who have daddy and mommy issues who come together and tear shit up
Ella: omg I just hate my dad
Kelsey: I hate my mom
Liv: my dads dead bruh
Amber: I hate my step dad
Kayleigh: I hate my dad
Maddie: I donβt want to go to my step dads house ugh
Brielle: ugh we are such Slunts moop
Derogatory term meaning A group of schizos and/or racists
Also know as a βMoopitesβ
I heard the Moop Group made the black kid leave school today.
What a bunch of moopites!