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The majority of a well-dressed colony of people that have chosen to live underground because no one likes them and/or likes to read their boring pamphlets. Go Away Already! Stay beneath the manholes you belong under.
Mormon: Hey little boy, want to lear about Hell?
Little Boy: Umm....
Little Boy's Dad: Stay away from my son you river rat!!!
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A person of a religious cult that comes onto urban dictionary to attempt to make right the "wrongs" of what the rest of the users are saying about this religion. They try to say that all understandings about the Mormon faith are common misconceptions, then continue to promote Mormonism. Unfortunately, most of these "misconceptions" are actually plain truth; showing just how incompetent they truly are.
Guy one: Dude, this user on Urban totally just said that Mormonism is the right faith! Maybe it actually is...
Guy two: yeah, they're actually a Mormon too... They're lying, it isn't the right faith
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A person who believes in the book of mormon, other religions reject them saying that the book of mormons is fake, also called a cult.Most of the mormons live in Utah.
I am a mormon and I follow the Book of Mormons.
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a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS). They study both the Bible and the Book of Mormon from which the nickname "Mormon" is derived. "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons or LDS) originated in 1820 in upstate New York when Joseph Smith claimed to have seen God the Father and Jesus Christ. Later, Smith received gold tablets (The Book of Mormon) containing an account of God’s dealings with some ancient American inhabitants including a visitation of Jesus Christ among this people following his resurrection. The church was officially organized on April 6, 1830 and was seen as a restoration of the early church of Jesus Christ led by prophets and apostles.The Mormon addition of colorful new doctrines to Christianity, as well as the practice of polygamy (later banned in 1890), outraged more traditional Christians. In time the Mormons fled west to escape persecution and establish their own community in the Salt Lake Valley (Utah). Led by Brigham Young, successor to Joseph Smith, the Mormon pioneer movement in the mid-1800s brought saints from the eastern United States and across northern Europe to the western frontier. Largely through its missionary work, today the church has become a significant global religion with more than half of its 14.1 million members living outside the United States." (J. Ludlow in "Revealing World Religions")
Mormons prefer to be called LDS.
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A cult which started in Utah, that based on Perverted Bigotry. Through out history they believe they are greater then then other people, starting with women, then American and recently gays. Only When their non profit status gets threatened do they change their religion to include others.
steve "hey Bob did you see the way that guy treated those lesbians?"
Bob " yea, what fucking Mormon"
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The most CHILDISH religion known to man. Also...
...Own the most feared question known to man. "Are you mormon"?
Say no, they go "OOOO YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUUUUBLEEEEE!".
Say yes, "How come I've never seen you in *dun dada dun!* THE CHURCH!!!"
Don't talk about *dun dada dun!* THE CHURCH! (That's really how they say it...) 24/7? DON'T GO TO UTAH.
Don't even get me started when you say normal phrases like "oh my god!", and oh boy, DON'T even THINK about swearing.
Other than that, meh, they're alright.
No wonder there's so many "the bus that's 3 times smaller than your bus" busses in Utah...Mormon.
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Totally lost group of people who claim to be living by the Word of God when they are already breaking the rule of the Bible by having another book to live by. They claim their views and teachings will save you from an eternity in hell, when the truth is they will be going there anyway.
Hilary Clinton is so wrong I'm suprised she's not a mormon!
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