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The true most perfect boy to ever live, he is an absolute Angel and will cherish your heart forever
Oakley Morrison? You mean the literal definition of perfection right??
Max Morrison has a giant penis, that not even a georgie can compete with.
Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3
Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
On the 1st November 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron accused Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison of lying about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar submarine contract. Famously he said ‘I don’t think, I know’ when a journalist asked him if he thought Morrison lied. On Sunday 14th November 2021 Twitter account @bluejenellen captured this moment, and the sentiment of many Australians, by coining the phrase ‘telling a Morrison’ to mean ‘telling a lie’.
"Is that the truth, or are you telling a Morrison?"
Aye you see that girl Bella Morrison? She always puts her back to me cuz she hates me:(
“Omg dude did you hear about the whore”
“Who, Kara Morrison-Symons?”
The best friend you will ever meet and always likes to have fun and laugh she is most compatible with Gabes :3 and she likes to fool around with her friends she is a cute brunette and she has brown eyes usually she is aboriginal and when her hair goes into the light it is a beautiful caramel.
Mackenna:there is shawna holla
Kaley: yay ^.^
Emma:my buddie
Teacher:her name is shawna Morrison right?