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Mr. Morrison

This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".

If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.

by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020


Jen Morrison

Jen Morrison ( a nickname for the actress jennifer Morrison) is a middle aged actress who is drop dead gorgeous in every way. She is the kindest soul you will ever meet and if you are a fan of her then congratulations!! You idolize one of the most influential, amazing, beautiful woman in the world

I Stan Jen Morrison”
Oh, so you have good taste in idols

by Ilovejen12 September 27, 2021


Frances Morrison

Best weed smoker

Frances Morrison is the best weed smoker you will ever meet.

by Jsjzhfy Zhzhs November 22, 2021


todd morrison

JuJuB Mine

JuJuB Mine is When you are in love with Todd Morrison

by SugarPlum77 November 24, 2021


Oakley Morrison

The true most perfect boy to ever live, he is an absolute Angel and will cherish your heart forever

Oakley Morrison? You mean the literal definition of perfection right??

by Roryisgay August 13, 2023


Max Morrison

Max Morrison has a giant penis, that not even a georgie can compete with.

Look at max morrison’s cock

by heidi j. isodbf d February 23, 2022


Telling a Morrison

On the 1st November 2021, French President Emmanuel Macron accused Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison of lying about cancelling a multi-billion-dollar submarine contract. Famously he said ‘I don’t think, I know’ when a journalist asked him if he thought Morrison lied. On Sunday 14th November 2021 Twitter account @bluejenellen captured this moment, and the sentiment of many Australians, by coining the phrase ‘telling a Morrison’ to mean ‘telling a lie’.

"Is that the truth, or are you telling a Morrison?"

by ToonDoo November 14, 2021