A Jewish baby
You're a mort
Your such a mort
Started WW1
Mort started WW1
the Johnson's cat
our cat mort is so cute!
A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone
Me: Mort My friend: what?
The urge to put your feet inside another person’s body cavities.
Mortar?! I hardly know her
The name of a powerful creature that lives in basements
AAAAAA FUCK IT'S MORT