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Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.
Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.
If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.
Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.
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That moment when Rick turns himself into a unicorn.
"Morty, i'm a unicorn, Morty! I'm no longer a pickle! I'm unicorn Rick!"
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Someone who is really smart and has x2 brain functionality of normal people.
Hey you're smart you must be a Rick and Morty Fan.
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Definition: It means fuck you in Italian.
Another definition: Rick n morty, Rick n morty, Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick
Another another definition: when you prepare for yesterday because tomorrow is today and it starts raining and going clic clac and my dog starts meowing because of the clic clacs of the rain. Also when your pet turtle dies tomorrow which is very sad because it makes my bunny hungry.
Me: YO wanna hang out my g low-key no cap on god??????
Mar. H: yea my g no cap btw what mouse is best for clicking 30cps in Minecraft I also got mvp+ and these sunglasses costed me like 100 dollars no cap
Me: I don’t give a fuck bih so Rick n morty rick rick rick rick
Definition 2:
Me:Rick n morty, Rick n morty, Rick Rick Rick Rick
Definition 3: bro no cap but yesterday I tommarow like rick n morty rick rick rick rick
A meme about rick and morty where people post this in reply of those criticisms of the show.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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the iconic death message when you die in faith: the unholy trinity
John: *gets killed by a demon*
"MORTIS"
*dramatic chord*
(v.) To alter time in some way that, in the future, you don’t exist. Derived from the Latin word for death and Marty McFly from Back to the Future.
Poor Bobby went and Morty McFly’ed himself.