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That little part of your brain that will hear or think of something hilarious but inappropriate, which will act as its ignition. It is then powered by your attempts to ignore it, and will accelerate, never reaching a terminal speed and only stopping when you blurt out whatever thought started it at the worst possible moment. It is related - but not linked to - that part of your brain that inexorably broadcasts horrific images to the rest of your brain at inconvenient times, for example: images of corpses while eating, images of your mum during sex etc.
Called 'man motor' because there is no evidence of this phenomenon ever occurring in females.
Your idiot thoughts during a funeral: Hey, that dude who was killed in a horrific car accident at the age of 25's wife's face kinda looks like a pan-fried vagina.
Man motor: *click! whirr...* Yep, pan-fried vagina. Probably should tell someone that.
That one part of your brain responsible for - and completely incapable of - inhibition: No, that's horrible.
Man Motor: *Whirrrrrrrrrrrr...* Nah, go on, it'll be funny. You love causing egregious grief.
Inhibition: No, Man Motor, no.
Man Motor *WHHIIRRRRRRRR...* Come on, you don't know how people will react, they might like it.
Inhibition: Please stop trying to-
Man Motor: *WWWHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR...* PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA PAN-FRIED VAGINA
You: HEY, DEAD MAN'S WIFE, YOU LOOK LIKE A PAN-FRIED VAGINA!
Everyone: *mortified gasps*
You, at the behest of your Man Motor: So... Anyone wanna fuck?
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Not to be confused with the motor boat. The Boat Motor takes place during the act of cunnilingus. When the vagina becomes sufficiently moist the male makes a buzzing sound with his lips, much in the way you would blow into the mouthpiece of a trumpet. For greatest effect, couple with the Tidal Wave.
Last night i gave my girlfriend the boat motor and she came nine times
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Unintentionally farting while walking. A short, but loud fart comes out with each step. So it sounds like a motor boat engine grumbling as you walk.
My buddy was so embarrassed cause he was motor boating in the cafeteria.
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A Traffic Police Officer in any US CITY usually riding a BMW 1150-R motorcycle who issues tickets using a radar gun (that's all they do, no dispatch calls) and thinks he's SO bad-ass for doing so, in reality he is just pissing off other wise safe drivers who were caught speeding in his "speed traps", afterwards the motor cop brags to other "motor cops in the fraternity" over donuts and coffee, and play with each other performing tricks on their motorcycles and driving dirty in their own personal vehicles.
Mike Jo.- Man homie, would u believe this??!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!
Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.
Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!
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A competition in which friends will compete with one another to see who can motor boat a women’s breast first. This is done by putting ones face in between a lady’s breast, shaking your head rapidly from side to side and utilizing your lips to make a noise that resembles a motor. The rules specify that you cannot tell others about the objective of the game.
Aye Twan, I’ll bet you $20 on a game of motor sport at Becky’s party tonight!
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Also something done to girls named yael by kids named michael
"yael's profile pic has someone touching her boob, don't they know that michael's motor boating property?"
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A group of individuals that work in the "motor pool" of a military unit. Said individuals usually reek of low intelligence, normally working there because they had inadequate ASVAB scores. It is commonly believed the average mechanic retains an IQ similar to that of an apple.
"Motor Pool" individuals are quite odd in some facets. For instance, they often times will find contest in just about anything. For example, one could be walking and say to the other "look at that cool rock over there" and the other, if motor pool, might likely respond with "i bet i can lift more of those cool looking rocks than you".
"Motor Pool" personnel also suffer from low self esteem, so they cure this by talking smack to every person they meet, as well as trying to prove their own masculinity to themselves, which they are uncertain of.
Also, while unknown to most, "Motor Pool" personnel also fix motor vehicles, generators, or anything that uses a "motor".
"Hey man, where you been all morning?"
"Oh I've been arguing with the motor pool over who can bite their finger the longest"
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