When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess
1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!
When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.
Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.
A sexual maneuver involving scat and an Irish midget. Freedom to do whatever is encouraged, but you must ejaculate in an arc to resemble a rainbow.
"Man last night was amazing. We had anal intercourse, and then I gave her a muddy leprechaun."
whenever you nail a girl in the tailpipe and you pull out and there is anal leakage consisting of shit and blood.
i had to clean the muddy bloody off my bed after i fucked her in her ass.
When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.
Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.
A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.
While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.
While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.
the act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and having her shit on your cock
i gave it to lynette in the ass and she gave me a muddy stick