When a girl is constipated, she has her male/ female counterpart preform sexual acts on her anus, to release the constipation, until thereβs shit dripping down her vagina, using it as a lube, you create a muddy lasagna.
βOH YEAH, my gf was so backed up the other day we had to preform the muddy lasagnaβ
When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.
Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.
whenever you nail a girl in the tailpipe and you pull out and there is anal leakage consisting of shit and blood.
i had to clean the muddy bloody off my bed after i fucked her in her ass.
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A sexual maneuver involving scat and an Irish midget. Freedom to do whatever is encouraged, but you must ejaculate in an arc to resemble a rainbow.
"Man last night was amazing. We had anal intercourse, and then I gave her a muddy leprechaun."
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When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.
Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.
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When you fuck a girl in the ass so balls deep, that her shit gets all over your scrotum. You don't notice the wet shit on your sack until you look down. It's quite shocking.
Unlucky Dude: What the quack, Kacie? Your mud is all over my hairy ballsack!
Kacie: It's your own damn fault for penetrating my asshole so gosh darn deep!
Unlucky Dude: Well now I have a Muddy Duckskin...thanks a lot!!!!
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to be showered with water from the anus, like from an enema ect.
linda gave me a muddy-shower last night it was the best. I next time i'll wear some goggles
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