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Someone who tends to smoke more than his/her portion of a spliff.
a 'jolly muncher' is extremely familiar with phrases like "shit, sorry mate" or "I completely forgot" however it is advised that these apologies fall on deaf ears as their reluctance/refusal to actually buy any weed at all is remarkably unfaltering.
"shit, did you want any of that spliff?" "too late now isn't it? Nice one jolly muncher"
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A woman who likes to munch on other chicks pussy's, (their carpets).
Those bitches are hot, but i heard they are carpet munchers.
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A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.
Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.
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a male or female that likes to have penis in their mouth very often
"at least I'm not a penis muncher!"
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There are a number of different defintions for this phrase:
1) Possibly the best known, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also know as muff diving.
2) Someone, usually a small child but can be an adult, who is prone to temper tantrums, throws themselves to the ground and bites the carpet.
3) Someone who is extremely eccentric, or even clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
4) A derogatory name for a person with learning difficulties, similar to window licker.
1) Look at those two fat dykes! A right pair of rug munchers!
2) There was this really nasty kid, screaming at his mother in the middle of the shop, stamping his feet and trying to hit her! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
3) John's acting stranger and stranger. It's sad to see a gifted man turning into a rug muncher.
4) If I hear you calling a person with learning difficulties a 'rug muncher' again, there will be real trouble.
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a person that likes to give oral sex to females.
'look at that muff muncher!!!'
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