someone who eats his boogers and can’t cum
boy 1: “hey have you seen myles?”
boy 2: “yeah i just sucked him off in the toilet, he didn’t come though!”
boy 1: “ oh potato salad man that’s too bad”
boy 2: “it’s okay, he eats his boogers anyway”
He is a very funny guy that confused for being gay because all the homies want him even though he doesn't want them. He struggles to get women to not like him, and has to act silly and goofy so they dont swarm him all at once.
Everyone :Myles is cool
Everyone else : Not gay tho
People with the name " Myles " are some of the best people in this entire universe. They are full of happiness, knowledge, and love. Myles usually have alot of friends and support from their loved ones. They are so special, because their being is unlike any other. Myles also love dancing, singing, art, fashion, or any other form of self expression. In a cold world like this one, everyone deserves a Myles. They are true legends.
Students talking to one another: Hey, did your hear about the new kid? His name is Myles, and he's super cool.
Other students: Yeah! I think he's in the class too!
* Myles walks in looking awesome as fuck*
Whole class: Hey Mylesss!
Myles: Whas Up , Whas Poppin?
A Myles has a giant cock and he loves to suck off every ones mom
Omg Myles is cocks so big j might faint
When a person with ADHD gets hyperfocused on something for 2 hours and when they come back to reality, they ask a lot of questions cause they feel like they missed out on something.
My Adhd is so bad, I myles all the time.
An overall douche·bag And asshole with a rude girlfriend and has a small dick as well as no heart , with a loving family but somehow turned out a horrible person who is a keyboard warrior