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A furred animal. It has four legs and walks on all fours. The colors differ.
A cat is in the feline family.
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An adorable furry animal that you can cuddle with all day. They sleep almost all day. They tend to track hair all over your house.
Look at that cat, she is sleeping!
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the word "cat" can also mean pussy or vagina
Bob "I fucked a girl last night, she has a good cat."
Greg "oh."
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The ultimate God. If you get a cat to befriend you and make it think spending time with you, a petty human, is worth it, you have been blessed.
Cats usually don't bother trying to be noticed by humans because they don't need to. Most wild cats are solitary, the exception being lions, as they live in prides.
Who really knows if you're the owner? Oftentimes, you are the cat's pet.
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hat, anti-depressant, napkin, foot stool, exterminator, form of entertainment, toupee.
lovable, clever creatures.
me: since when has dale had hair?
you: maybe he is using rogaine.
me:DALE YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE!
dale: it's a cat, but thanks.
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Something that doesn’t exist, is a mere figment of your imagination. Some people even go as far as to claim they own cats, when in reality, this is not possible as cats do not exist.
“Lmao wouldn’t it be bizzare if cats like... existed?”
“Shut up dad I hope you and mom divorce.”
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