National Eat Ren’s Ass day is a National holiday celebrated on August 25th where you find a person named Ren and eat their ass real good for fun!
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
National Grab Dat Ass Day
on april 17th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day."
I grabbed her ass on national grab dat ass day!
#ass
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April 22nd is fuck any nigga who's name Rodney
Yo it's national fuck Rodney's ass day let's fuck this nigga
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NATIONAL GRAB THAT ASS DAY is when you grab all the ass you can
September 13 is now NATIONAL GRAB DAT ASS DAY because Senior Brown PeePee says so.
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U gonna smack a boy or girls ass on April 12th
Slap! Omg it’s national slap da ass day
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National fake ass friend day is a day to expose and be bold about these fake ass bitches & nigga’s . It’s celebrated November 25th
Keisha fake ass finna get exposed
National Fake ass friend day is to post a friend who is the opposite of a real friend
Since the day you was born you should’ve been washing your ass. But no worries “National wash ya ass day” is a EVERY day holiday!!
“Why Your cooter smell septic..?”, Sorry i forgot national wash ya ass day ( everyday holiday )
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