on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend
I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again
March 6
national fuck your homie day is day dedicated to pleasuring your homie for being a good homie don’t forget your socks or it’d be gay
National fuck a homie day is coming up did you get lube?
March 6
National fuck a homie day is a day dedicated to pleasuring your “homie” or best friend for being a good friend, dont forget the socks or that’d be gay, bonus points if it’s thigh highs
Person 1: National fuck a homie day is coming up, did you get the lube?
Person 2: yes, I got the lube
National fuck a homie day is a day on march 6 were you and you’re friend should partake in gay sex
March 6 is national fuck a homies day
Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day,
National fuck a homie day is March 6 a day dedicated to fucking your homies
Beat down the dunnies with a buddy👍
Wsg mamacita, you know what day it is right???
National Fuck A Friend Day.
National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck a friend day?"
"Sure"
May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.
"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"